On the 1st October 2006, a new blog, by the name of уαѕнαkuη Oηliηe, appeared among the few blogs which existed in the mauritian blogosphere.

Already 1yr has elapsed now since the first post in this blog, which proved to be a wise idea, after being online through my personal web site since 2002.

This year, am ‘celebrating ‘ my 5th year being online and now, my 1st blogging anniversary…

So, a big
happy blogging anniversary
for this 1st year…

some quick stats since 1st october 2006

• 130 posts
• 1,685 comments
• 41,020 visitors
• 226 comment posters
• 47 links

I wish to thank all of u for ur regular visits, comments and feedback which has helped me improve a lot in many ways.

however i wish to apologize myself for the slowness of the blog since the last days, caused due to the server…

Long live my bloggggggggggg !y

to my dear laptop,

please do not hibernate now, i have to tell you something that may be hard for you to store onto ur drive.

Its already been more than 3 years now that u have been wiz me, sharing my good and bad times through my virtual life, more specially, u know what and also all those assignments n projects that we have done together…

U have been of a huge help to me, but now, i think that its becoming a bit difficult for us to communicate properly.

Some 2 years ago, i had sent you for repairs to Singapore since u were still under warranty. i hope u still remember those 10 lines that appeared on ur 15″ LCD screen. I have been separated from u for 2 whole months and now, 3 years after, the 10 lines are nothing to the 60 lines (and still counting) that have enhanced ur screen, making my life quite a hell for watching films or using the net…

I know u r not at fault, but i will be here wiz you even in ur bad times.
I will also provide u the moral support to make u forget those “signes de beautés”.

Today i have the immense pleasure to announce to you that i will very soon buy another monitor to connect to ur VGA port and that would be of immense benefit to you.

I sincerely hope that u will try ur best to stay by my side for some time more, sharing some more time together…

Your faithful user,

Yashvin

ya, its right…

2 yrs ago, on the 20 sep 2005, a memorable meeting changed our lifes, giving birth to yashakun.

It started on the 12 sep 2005, with a simple comment on hi5

and ended on 2 September 2007….

THIS POST WAS EDITED ON 9 OCTOBER 2007….

N THE SAME NAME ABOVE, IS NO MORE…..

Who would have guessed that it would work and today, we are celebrating our 2 yrs together, lol, despite me being here in Mauritius and her being in China for her studies.

I would limit my words in this post or else it will look practically alike to the love letter of 8 pages that i mailed her by post, lol!
(which i hope will reach safely the destination)

i just wish that our love will be eternal, regardless of the hundreds thousands of kilometers which separate us.

As many of u told me, its really difficult to keep in touch, especially at the start since she doesnt have internet access yet.

li pas p kone dire ADSL en sinois,lol et moi mo p faire collection cartes sesame ici, soon, i will be having a complete pack of 52 cartes!

aller, bane seki pas concerner, ferme zotte liziers a apartir ici

hey swthrt, Happy Anniversary once again n luv u Xtra bokoup!

 

Wo Ai Nee
[no need al diman ene sinois, ask myself the meaning]

Muahhh !

aster zotte cpv reouvert zotte liziers et add comments, megalol !

Formerly known as Koze KK Forum, this new blog, which i named iiiiiiiiii :-), will now be my second blog, dedicated to original jokes, mostly in creole.

http://blog.yashvin.net/jokes/

I already have a collection of over 100 such mauritian jokes and through this blog, i intend to share them wiz u and please note that u wont find them elsewhere.

A sample joke goes as follows;

Sofer taxi et Reunionais
1 sofer taxi in ramasse 1 reunionais airport plaisance. Zot p pass kot lopital rose belle, reuionais deman sofer ki ete sa.
Mauricien dire li, lopital sa,fek fini ranzer.
Reuionais rode fer so grand noir,li dire
”A la reunion, nou construisons un tel batiment en une semaine”

Sofer pas cass so latet ar boug la. Arrive n ti p plis loin, pass kot cyber city, reuionais deman meme zafer. Sofer p explik li ici meme ki ena 1 ta computer pou fer tou kaliter travail.
Reunionais re rode torr mauricien n coute, li dire:
”A la reunion, nous construisons un tel batiment en 4 jours.”
Sofer p commence plein ar boug la. Arrive port-louis aster, pass kot caudan. Reuionais so lizier in bat lor la meme. Li deman sofer ki ete sa.
Mauricien la repon li:
“Mo pas coner, gramatin kan mo ti passer li pas ti la sa !!

The blog contains a lot of widgets like ajax voting, views, mail to a friend and more to come.

well, i invite you to have a look there regularly and for now, u can read some 15 jokes (mostly creole) which have already been posted by myself.

You can even register and contribute your own jokes or even add ur comments, like any normal blog, together with comments & posts RSS Feeds.

You are still here???

Check out http://blog.yashvin.net/jokes/ and dont hesitate to add your comments or rate the jokes!

no words apart from boufonnerie comes to my mouth!

(sorry for quality of images)

after watching this first series of “La route aux enigmes”, its confirmed, mbc doesnt bother about the quality of its productions or even about its honor.

it was by pure coincidence, that when switching on the tv, while zapping among the ‘large range’ of channels available on our national broadcasting corporation, i landed on this ‘game’, inspired by “La carte aux tresors”, euh, to some differences, our own adaptation to our mauritian context;

• no helicopters, only 4×4.

• no intelligence, only internet, lol, cyber island.

• no competition, only 1 team wiz the host, helping the 2 cobayes, giving a bit too much of advice.

beurrkkkkkkkk !

The scenario is as follows;
One of the team members is in a van, equipped wiz internet, together wiz the host, both interconnected via phone conference (?) wiz very poor network logistics, the guy at other end, hearing poor communication n echoes!

The other team member is ‘on the field’, running here n there, trying to get points.

At the end, they get in cash, the amount of score they obtained, this time was 6600 i think and also, vouchers n a mobile, of about 4-5k, of course sponsored by Mauritius Telecom.

anyway, they shot this first one, in quatres bornes, and the next one, to be broadcasted next week, same channel, same time, will be in rose hill.
lol, fridays, mbc3 at 1830 i think, or a bit earlier!

my god, its only the first, still 51 series to come !!!

Vaut voir pour croire, dont miss it !!!

[pas dire mo p decourage zotte pu gueter, vive mbc!]

9:30am : i was asked if i am ready to talk in a presentation about my experience @ dcdm consulting…

9:35am   : was looking for someone to lend me a tie so that i could immediately leave for the university by taxi.

10:00am : Already in university,preparing to attend and talk in a presentation to promote DCDM Consulting, in the job fair organised by IS Society.

A job fair which i would qualify as amateurly-organised as they failed in the organisation. All conferences were cancelled due to lack, or ZERO presence of students in the supposingly-advertised conferences. Lot of money to a waste in organisation, it remained finally a job fair, wiz different companies at different stands, recruiting potential candidates for different posts.

 

I would qualify the job fair as a PURELY POLITICAL EVENT for the coming student union election in the forthcoming weeks/months.

From 10hrs to about 16hrs, I was hence, at our stand, promoting our company, and looking for our potential candidates for vacancies starting from analysts, associate / software engineer and higher.

Its another big experience, to represent your company, despite again the lack of professionalism in the event organisation. However, i met lots of friends, and other ppl, interested in wat we do at DCDM Consulting, how we work and on wat.

DCDM Consulting, which was totally unknown to lots of ppl as they thought we were in accounting and auditing….no no no…. we deal wiz IT Consultancy, Outsourcing, Analysis and Software Development.

we had a simply great day ! The last fun day before my swtheart finally leaves for china for her mbbs, tomorrow night

anyway, lets talk about today.

I left home at 715am and went to coco beach to take my swthrt (shaks) and her bro (Gov). We then headed towards 4bornes to attend a work session by Rotaract for some 2 hrs and after lunch there, we walked a bit to Orcard Centre, where my swt bought another souvenir bracelet for me, since i had lost her last gift.

We then headed to Jumbo Phoenix and then to Ebene where there was the highly advertised “MOONWALKER” .

At first sight, nothing extraordinary but u must first of all pay an entrance fee of rs25 per head and then another rs75 for each tour on the Moonwalker ‘manege’.

It was SO FUNNNNNNNNNNNN that we 3, had 2 tours each.

Goshhhhhhh, its frightening but very fun !
The Moonwalker can hold i think 2×14 persons on each tour and it turns around for about 5mins during which it revolves around and also rotates 360degress about itself, hanging u in the air a few times for some secs.

If u r lucky enought, u can get ur tshirt lifted up, or girls, beware, ur ‘jupe’ may reveal some secrets when u r upside down, lol…
I remember seeing and hearing coins rolling here and there, probably got out of the pockets of the ppl. Once, while i was watching from a distance, i even saw a “sandalette” being thrown out of the system,when it turned upside down.

Advice, Do not carry anything wiz u, not even specs, mobiles or keys!!!

That was the fun part for the last day….

***

As many of u are aware, my swthrt will be leaving mauritius tomorrow by a night flight to china, the Sun Yat Sen University for her MBBS.

I will be accompanying her to the airport wiz her parents (ya, things are now official between us) and then, as some of my friends, colleagues and cousins said;

• pas blier ammene mouchoir (Vero)
• airport pu deborder demain (i forgot :P)
• boire boukoup delo pu to plorer (Neha)
• So 2 dernier zours sa, laisse li amizer (mum)

well, i tried a lot to bring changes to this decision regarding going to china for mbbs but nothing has changed, still, i sincerely wish the best koz we gonna be together in some years, without forgetting the possibility for us to meet perhaps each year for hols.

heys gats, i luv u…..
Good luck and be back wiz ur MBBS

to cure me for those years spent away from u

 

 

“Leaving On A Jet Plane”

I’m … I’m …

All my bags are packed, I’m ready to go
I’m standin’ here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye

But the dawn is breakin’, it’s early morn
The taxi’s waitin’, he’s blowin’ his horn
Already I’m so lonesome I could die

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you’ll wait for me
Hold me like you’ll never let me go

‘Cause I’m leaving on a jet plane
I don’t know when I’ll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go

 

snifffffffff snifffffffff :’(